POST OP DAY 1 AND 2

Wow feels funny to go back to school. I felt a little distant from everyone D:

W: Hey are you still sick? Feeling better now? (Got same effect when I'm the one saying or not?)

J: ARGH HAHA YOU.

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Went to school at an unearthly hour. Well 745 is kinda early. Liyoung was late. He only came at 830. Haha. We had to wait for him since he had all our adweek stuff. While waiting for him, Des, Joyce and I were sitting in the canteen.

J: Hey Joyce, if you see a guy coming towards our table, warn us ok.

Joyce: There! He's coming!

J + D: WHAT!?!?!?

Joyce: HAHAHAHA IM KIDDING. OMG YOUR FACES. Both of you had a damn funny expression on your faces!

J: I hate you, Joyce.

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Emelyn gave me a thick stack of notes and homework. When I got home I was flipping through the stuff when I suddenly saw my bio lecture test. Omfg. I felt so demoralized when I saw the grade. I actually studied for the test over the holidays and I still failed D: D: Fail ttm.

Then for the rest of the night I was quite sad. I know it wasn't even counted but still. Sucks to fail D: I was talking to guiqi. It was so funny. All Zhujie's fault. He sent an email to the wrong yahoogroup. In his email, he said we had to reply immediately or we wouldn't get selected for the take5 sandcastle thing on friday. But his email was so vague so I replied "TAKE WHAT!?!?!?" After I hit the "Send" button, I realized the email had been sent to the CA yahoogroup. Great. So now everyone thinks I'm an idiot. ARGH!!! HAHAHA. Then I went to sleep..with a heavy heart. Sigh.

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Jon: You're our goalkeeper for handball ok. Marc's going to Malaysia.

Ben: What!? You're our goalie!? OH NO.

Hazel: We've strong opponents! There's a water polo team!

J: Huh D: D: Kenneth got in for youth olympics and he's playing too. Omfg. You guys won't hate me if I let in 20 goals right?

Hazel: If you let in 20 goals, we won't talk to you for 20 days. 1 goal = 1 day.

J: D: D: D: D: Help me D:

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Had a very bad morning today. Daddy suddenly got called up to the airport and couldn't send me to school. Mum was quite pissed off and nagged all the way in the car. Gosh. And before that while I was combing my hair, one of the bristles pierced into my thumb. Omfg it was so bloody pain I felt like kicking the wall. Then my thumb started to swell and bleed. I was like FKFKFKFKFKK because tonight had jamming omfg how to play keys D:

I felt very emo today. Because of the bio test and my swollen thumb. Sat next to Bern during chem today.

J: Hey Bern, how did our class do for the Bio lecture test!

B: Oh. Everybody did SUPER WELL.

J: Wtf seriously?!? (I felt like crap.)

B: Yea. EVERYBODY FAILED.

J: WHATTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

B: Yea I remember a few people in our class got ZERO.

J: HAHAHAHA. That bad?!?! What's the average?

B: 5/20

J: HAHAHA WTF I AM ABOVE AVERAGE.

B: Isn't that good!

J: LOL I WAS SO DEPRESSED LAST NIGHT. THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY BETTER BERN. (Sorry to those who got zero. haha)

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X: I can't! I'm going to the doctor.

J: Again? Seriously, is your doctor your best friend or something?? I think he's checked nearly ALL of your body parts and diagnosed that you are perfectly FINE.

K: Maybe her doctor is a Doctor With Benefits. D-W-B HAHAHA.

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Then we were having lunch and we were people-spotting.

X: Eh do you think the guy walking towards us is cute?

J + B: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jon: Do you want drinks?

X: I want chicken wing.

J + B: HAHAHAHAHAHAH WTH

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X came back with a tiny drumlet.

B: That's NOT a chicken wing. That's a drumstick.

X: No it isn't! It's a drumlet.

B: Where do drumlets come from?!

Jon: It comes from......*insert complicated description of chicken body parts

J: Nooo Jon you're wrong! Let me ask you. Where to piglets come from? Pigs. Where do drumlets come from?! Drums.

B: HAHAHAHA

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Reached home late today. Jamming was quite fun. I'm quite excited for Take5! And we get to be excused from classes on thursday at 1135am. Yay Thursday is a Shit day. We end at 315pm. Hahaha yay (:

HAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY.

Gosh.

Gosh I feel like stabbing someone now. The most irresponsible person on earth! >:(

My entire Friday was burnt out thanks to him! And I couldn't even go watch New York I Love You.

ASSHOLE

ASSHOLE

ASSHOLE

And I bet I'm going to exceed my text limit. He kept harrassing me (& the group) to go back to school on Sat/Sun. Like I'm sorry you don't have anything to do on Sundays. Everyone else is BUSY!!!!! ARGH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. You're so annoying!

Anyway I'm looking forward to school tmr! I'm going to remove my stitches!!! (: And on thursday, we're going to be the opening act for MT House party! I'm excited haha!! Then on friday, there's take5! Take5 this year is like 10 times more exciting than last yr's. And I'll attempt to rush home in time for the new season of survivor.

I just looked at the cast of survivor. Omfg it's freaking hillarious!

AMANDA YAY!!!!!!! COURTNEY, RUSSELL AND JAMES!!!! HAHA OMG ALL MY FAVOURITES!!!!!! And omg they managed to get all the annoying ones too haha. I hate tyson!! Randy is super funny though hehe. Coach the dragon slayer. Lol I can't wait for friday!!!!!!!

Bye bye Wisdom Teeth!

 Had my op on friday. It wasn't that bad actually. I thought it was quite exciting!

On thursday night, the hospital ordered me to fast. So I stayed up till about 1230am to eat a plate of chicken rice haha.

Went to the hospital around 1130am the next day. They made me change into some oversized gown and only had a vacant OR at 2pm. It felt like an episode of Grey's Anatomy. When I entered the OR, there was a nurse, a surgeon and an anaesthetic doctor. There was loud music playing (Paramore!) and the doctor told me to lie on the table. They fastened a safety belt and started placing pads on my chest to track my heartrate. Then the nurse started to tap my vein. But she couldn't find it. Hahaha. Then I felt her put an alcohol swab and I braced myself for the needle. It was damn pain. The nurse puts an oxygen mask over my face and told me that I would be feeling sensations in my arm as the drugs began to flow through my system. I did feel stuff rushing up my left arm, and then my lower body starts to itch. Initially I didn't realize it was the effect of the drugs, I just thought that my body was acting up at the wrong time, but then the itch became worse and it felt like my skin was on fire. I remember cringing and then I blacked out. (The last song I heard was "Do you remember" by Jay Sean. I keep hearing that damn song everywhere!)

I didn't know how long I was unconscious, but when I woke up, my head was spinning and I was coughing out lots and lots of blood. Apparently they stuck a tube down my throat and stuffed 2 huge pieces of gauze to stop the bleeding in my mouth. The nurse was asking me how I was feeling and I told her I wanted to sleep but she misheard it as "I want my teeth" so she gave me the ziplock bag which contained my 3 teeth. Lol. My whole jaw was really really numb but the good thing was I didn't feel a lot of pain.

My mum drove me home and during the ride I coughed out blood in the car hahaha. Then she had to feed me oatmeal because my mouth was so numb, I couldn't tell where the spoon was at and I kept missing. Later we decided that using a straw was more efficient.

My face started to swell quite badly after a few hours. I had to place a giant icepack on each side. I look like a puffer fish now D: I don't think I'll lose a lot of weight! I keep eating yoghurt and porridge!!!

Anyway, Kunhang was showing me some graphic pictures just now. My mouth really hurts now because I was cringing in horror. And I also found my sec 2 computer studies iStop animation video. Omfg this is freaking hilarious. WE WERE ONLY FOURTEEN OK!!!! HAHAHA

Hi!! It's only been 5 days since I last updated this but feels like ages D: So many things have happened!

1) SAT

Sigh. SAT. They told me that I'll be getting the results back on 11 Feb. I can't believe I left a Math question blank. It was the dumbest thing EVER. Argh initially I shaded the correct answer but later I erased it because I thought it was wrong. Wtf! And the stupid guy next to me was SO annoying. He kept cheating! And the funniest thing was that even though he started the sections earlier, he still couldn't finish them. Loser. And then there was another person who brought about 50 pencils to the room. I'm serious. The pencils were all wrapped in a bundle and the bundle was probably about 10cm thick. Then he started to arrange his FOOD under the table. Like, 5 Uncle Toby bars in 1 row and his 2 giant water bottles. Finally, he whipped out a STOPWATCH. Honestly these people are the ones who give me unnecessary stress haha. I only brought like 2 pencils and a banana. After SAT was over, I went to 313 for lunch. My room was the first to finish so I went to eat lunch alone D: Then, X and H came over. I felt weird because the 2 of them are so.......hahaha anyway I don't really know H well. So I left early. I went home to sleep!!! D:

2) J1 interviews

Omg this is the thing that's taking up so much of my time. Des was helping me send out smses to the J1s and I told her to type "Name, email address" and she said ok. Then after a while, my phone starts receiving many smses with things like:

"Hi I live at ................"

"Hi you don't need my home address right? That's what the sms said."

"Hi no poem for you because I don't need a particular timeslot."

"Hi...how should I address you?"

[Blank SMS]

Silly Des! The actual thing she sent was "Pls text your name, email and address........PS You could try telling her she's pretty if you rly need a particular timeslot." Hilarious. Hahaha.

3) Today in school

Leonard extracted 1 wisdom tooth yesterday.

L: I still don't understand why you need a week of MC

J: Because I'm not as macho as you.

L: I only got 2 days MC and I came to school! And I didn't eat any painkillers ok!

J: Wow ok you're so macho. Not bad.

L: Eh but how did you tolerate the pain for 1 month?

J: Becaues I'm not as rich as you...I have to queue up for a slot at the national dental centre haha

L: You know my tooth hurt so bad on Sunday, so I immediately got it removed yesterday.

J: HAHAHA SO I'M MORE PRO THAN YOU. I can tolerate for a month!!

During lunch,

J: Hey Leonard do you need a straw so that you can eat?

L: NO!!!! I'm eating Mee Sua

J: Hahahaha how are you going to eat mee sua? Suck up each strand of mee sua!!?

During Civics, Someone was passing around biscuits in class.

SX: Omg this smells really really goood!!!!

J: Take one and eat!

SX: Noooooo I can't!!!!!

J: Are you like, on a diet or something?!

SX: I'M TRYING NOT TO BREAK SCHOOL RULES LAH HAHAHA

J: I FORGOT

4) Blow Wind Blow!

D: ** coming for trials.. ggxx

J: Can yall videotape **'s trial and post on youtube??

D: HAHA IM SURE

J: Srsly the video will get 1 million hits. Make ** do something that's not part of the trials.

D: Lol then very obvious. Damn funny she's trying out for _. P was laughing that ** will put the mike into her mouth.

J: HAHA WTF